The Procrastinator's Corner

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage

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#NEWCANON aka If You Don’t Go On Pottermore Anymore

ktnissevurdeen:

  • Teddy and Victoire have practically been dating long before their kiss on Platform 9 and 3/4
  • Bill Weasley is 100% not happy about this
  • Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather
  • Luna wore a tiara made out of unicorn horns on her wedding day
  • Ron Weasley still holds a grudge on Victor Krum
  • Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather
  • Rita Skeeter got jinxed by Ginny Weasley at the 2014 Quidditch World Cup
  • Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather

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edwardspoonhands:

rhamphotheca:

RAINBOW GRAPES
These may look like party balloons but they are actually rainbow grapes. These grapes aren’t a rare species, they are created during Véraison (when grapes turn from green to purple as they ripen). Image: BizarBin/Worth1000/Sesan Olasupo/Laritech Garden Seeds Branch Company
(via: ScienceAlert)

Sorry, again, for my constant bursting of beautiful bubbles.

edwardspoonhands:

rhamphotheca:

RAINBOW GRAPES

These may look like party balloons but they are actually rainbow grapes. These grapes aren’t a rare species, they are created during Véraison (when grapes turn from green to purple as they ripen).

Image: BizarBin/Worth1000/Sesan Olasupo/Laritech Garden Seeds Branch Company

(via: ScienceAlert)

Sorry, again, for my constant bursting of beautiful bubbles.

The proud family. I remember this show

The proud family. I remember this show

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mtv:

congrats to the first-ever tumblr best fandom forever winner, harry potter! potterheads crushed it. 
see the winner in action on the mtvu fandom awards this sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. hint: it might involve someone whose name rhymes with “songbottom.”

mtv:

congrats to the first-ever tumblr best fandom forever winner, harry potter! potterheads crushed it. 

see the winner in action on the mtvu fandom awards this sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. hint: it might involve someone whose name rhymes with “songbottom.”

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

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scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

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